S2 Ep5: Are Vampires Real?

The episode of Unsolved Mysteries we watched for this week’s show includes a nice booty! Unfortunately, that’s about the only good thing we have to say about it. Regardless, in true Perhaps It’s You fashion, we make the best of a blah episode! This week, you will find out what happens when Samantha watches Unsolved Mysteries after a whole two beers, you will learn about some unexplained “Ghost Lights” (which are actually super explained), and you’ll hear about a museum that is better than the Museum of Death. Let us know if you think Vampires may have been real in the old days, before they sadly evolved into chickens.

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S2 Ep4: The Actor Who Played His Mustache

We apologize for the brief hiatus, but you know what they say: “when life gives you April blizzards, you put off your podcast for a week” (it’s a regional saying). We are back with a bit of a blah episode, but no dogs die! So it’s practically the best one yet. This week, we discover an exciting new mustache style, discuss a very sweet lost love, and contemplate what we would write in our “open in the event that something bad happens to me” note.

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> Outro music by Olivia Hinthong

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S2 Ep3: Donner Party on the Ocean

Okay, look–have we called multiple Unsolved Mysteries segments our “least favorite mystery” ever? Are we constantly saying how every lost treasure story is the worst one yet? Did we claim to hate Alcatraz more than anything else in the world? Yes. But we take all that back! Because this week we cover the biggest bummer in the history of bummers: a mystery in which a bunch of dogs are killed. Wait! Before you close your podcast app, we promise that we have done our best to lighten the mood and to point out all of the happy moments in this awful story (all the cute dogs!). Plus, we cover a ridiculously stupid scam and a “lost at sea” mystery that would make a great movie!

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> Outro music by Olivia Hinthong

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S2 Ep2: Trust No Rustys

This week, In honor of Easter, we reveal how little we know about Christianity as we explore the miracle of the blinking crucifix. That’s right! A crucifix BLINKED (allegedly). If that’s not miracley enough for you, we also discuss a miraculous oil stain, why the virgin Mary appears to us so often in grilled cheeses, and the many “miracles” in the “hit” ICP song by the same name (I bet you never thought you’d hear juggalos discussed on an Unsolved Mysteries Podcast).  But hold onto your pants because that’s not all! We also marvel at the creative camera-work the USM team used to hide human genitalia in a mystery at a nudist camp.

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> Outro music by Olivia Hinthong

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S2 Ep1: A Sentient Mustache

The Stack is back and so are we! Perhaps It’s You is diving in to season 2, and this is a big one: Roswell! What fell from the New Mexico sky? Did the US government cover-up the discovery of alien crash victims? Who dressed Robert Stack in that awful tie? There are important mysteries to solve in this episode!

> Outro music by Olivia Hinthong

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